Madonna Got My Letter
Wait I never wrote her and I don't even like her anymore but she must have sent me this...
I can get a red string and start Kabbalahing you.
I've never signed up for any Kabbalah related material and keep off the cult mailing list ever since I was uninvited to the comet-sneaker party in California. It's nice though to see Hollywood is not forgetting the little people. Tom Cruise never sent me a Scientology invite.
Madonna is so lame. I used to look up to her, but not anymore. Tom Cruise needs some heavy medication.
ReplyDeleteI'm more upset about our new pope condemning Harry Potter novels. I wrote about it on my blog this morning. I'm outraged.
And this whole Kabbalah thing is getting weird. I studied Kabbalah ten years ago, and it's a Jewish faith which is why I read and respected it and let it go because I'm a gentile just like Madonna.
There are tons of other methods of worship she could have promoted that inspire the same kind of thing, and she wouldn't have upset so much born and bred Jewish people who rightfully can practice Kabbalah. But whatever...Madonna is getting old and confused.
And might I add that during Live 8, Madonna's performances were pretty good except for one particular note she tried to hit at the very end of her song Ray of Light - that note she tried to cackle out made my blood curdle. And do you notice she doesn't jump around as much as she used to?
Hey Madonna - Aleister Crowley used to practice Kabbalah. He was a moron just like you appear to be.